We Respect Your Privacy. Seriously.

We’re a small business. We know how annoying it is when your inbox gets cluttered, your data gets sold, or you get targeted with creepy ads after visiting a website.

So let’s keep it simple:
We only collect the stuff we need to run our business and fulfill your orders. That’s it.

What We Collect (and Why)

When you place an order, we ask for the basics:

• Your name
  
• Your email
  
• Your shipping address
  
• Your payment info
  

We use that info to process your order, send you updates, and — if you choose — keep you in the loop with product news or restock alerts.

We don’t collect extra fluff. We don’t track your every move. And we definitely don’t care what other sites you visit.

We Never Sell or Share Your Info

We don’t rent, sell, or trade your personal data to marketers, mailing lists, or third parties. Ever.

We wouldn’t want our info passed around without permission, so we won’t do it to you either.

The only time we’ll share your info is if we’re legally required to — like a verified court order (which hasn’t happened, by the way).

Payment Security

All payments go through secure, third-party processors like PayPal or Stripe. We don’t store your credit card info on our servers. In fact, we never even see it.

You’ll always get an email confirmation and receipt right away, and your transaction is protected on both ends.

Emails and Updates

We won’t blow up your inbox.

If you opt in to our updates, we’ll send you occasional restock alerts, bulk deals, and shop news. You can unsubscribe anytime with one click.

No guilt. No begging. Just a clean break if you’re not feeling it.

Cookies (The Boring Kind)

Yes, we use cookies — the digital kind, not the chocolate chip kind.

They help us improve the site, see what people are browsing, and make things faster next time you visit. Standard stuff.

You can disable them in your browser if you want. Everything still works just fine.

Your Rights and Control

You’re in charge of your data.

At any time, you can:

• Ask what info we have on file
  
• Request changes or updates
  
• Delete your account
  
• Opt out of any future emails
  

Questions? Just Ask.

We know privacy policies usually feel cold and robotic. That’s not us.

If you’re wondering how something works — or just want to make sure we’re not being sketchy — reach out. We’ll answer you like a human being.

Use our contact page and we will be happy to help.

U.S.-based, real warehouse, real people

Thanks for trusting us with your info. We don’t take it lightly.